Thursday, January 21, 2010

Health Care, Shmelth Care

So, I stopped reading the news, pretty much. I mean, I read the Haiti stuff, so crazy, and that place was crazy before. I hope it all works out. But I stopped watching the news cause of the lame-o health care debate. Boring, so boring. For all the people who say, "We're just helping the free-loaders", I say, are you just going to lock them out on the street? "Sorry, we just think that you're faking and cause you can't pay, we can't let you in." Maybe, I don't know, it sounds crazy I know, maybe hospitals aren't movie theaters. Maybe. Maybe if we shifted some of the cash from fighting the boogie man.

But why do we have to keep talking about it? People die in America everyday from guns. Thousands. But screw them, we aren't talking about that right now. We're talking about how Obama is a king and the Sarah Palin has come to redeem us, which is why this whole thing is so backward, because we aren't really talking about the locked-out bottom-feeders, we're talking about the Quiter from Alaska. She quit her job to move to the main land and annoy. Man, come on, why can't we talk about Mark Mcguire fooling everyone? Anyways, health care. I get the whole "too expensive" idea sure, I'm totally under the impression that it is a complete tragedy that people would make money off of another person's misfortune. Did I just use the word misfortune?

And what's this mess about doctors getting paid for every little thing they do? All the sudden people are to doctors what mechanics are to cars. And we all know how lousy mechanics are, most of the time, except for those guys at Old Fashion Service. It's a conflict of interest. I get the same amount of money regardless of how much work is in front of me, why are they so above me? That argument may be kind of flawed, since I make holes in paper for a job. The point is, why are we still blabbing about it? Don't we have a representative democracy so that we aren't burdened by the crap?

This sounds like a rant, but the point is, are we just getting distracted from more important things? Like how hot Lady Gaga is?